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French....oh! *pretends to faint*
Ok over with the drama queen =) this post is dedicated to my "favorite" subject which is French! OMG its such a pain in the arse >.<

French is such a farny language, i mean seriously...ok here is an example.

Numbers
1-60 is perfectly normal...un...duex...trois...quatre....cinq...
70 onwards it starts to be tricky~ it wants to play with you from 70 - 80 its translated into 60+11 so basically its sixty AND eleven, sixty AND twelve, sixty AND thirteen -.-
80-90 is worst, its translated 4 x 20 so if i were to directly translate it, it would be four twenties and one =.=''
90 onwards....speechless...its translated four twenties and eleven
Whats wrong with them? they are like playing addition and multiplication in normal number, imagine if they have to do multiplication @.@ sien....

Gender
Do you know that french words have GENDER? There are feminin and masculin; and to me, they got their gender all wrong. Here is why....So i have this friend of mine who got a lil curious about stuff, so she took out her dictionary and started searching for words. And to her excitement she called me " Wei Mae! Wei Mae! did you know that breast is masculin?" and there was another time she told me bikini is masculin too! woah! since when? oh and take note, your sofa is a male, and guy's shirts are female oh............ and the pasta you are eating, yea there are females, so chew them with care! O.o woot?!

Pronounciation
Super hard, today my friends and i were trying to say "eye" in french, we ended up pronouncing it as if we were vomiting all over the dictionary. we sounded like a bunch of retards, but it sends us into fits of laughter =D Yi Wen est sein GRANDE! hahahahahahaha love me lots! ^^