This is WAR!!

In every household, everyday there is a plan. What plan? more like strategies actually...everyday, we plan our strategies, like we are heading for the battlefield. So what strategy is this little Mae talking about? Little strategies that gets us out of work in the house! Its an everyday thing, trust me.... Example:

Strategy no.1
*eating dinner*
* sees "someone" finishing his dinner*
*purposely eat faster*
* "someone" gets up*
*gets up as well* and while that "someone" is washing the dishes, flash a big smile and put the plates in the basin so that "someone" will wash for you.

Strategy no.2
*eats cookies in the cookie jar*
*eat* *eat summore*
*eat lagi more*
*eats til got 1 last piece*
* leaves the cookie jar alone* -.- smart right? so that the last person eating the last piece have to wash the container. Damn sien.. everyday can see the level of the cookies going down like super fast, but then when it comes to the last piece of the cookie, it can last for days! >.<

Strategy no.3
you know how parents always get their kids to bring stuffs which they forgotten from downstairs to upstairs? yea so here is the scenario :
person 1 and person 2 is watching tv together downstairs.
*hears door opening upstairs*
Person 1 hides under staircase.
Person 2 gives person 1 what-the-hell-are-you-doing look
parents yell from above: "person 2? can u bring ____ up?"
person 2 expression ---- =.="
smart ass....

Strategy no.4
this one is geng...somehow our ears are trained, no matter how silent the mother walks up the stairs.
*reading comic/slacking on the bed/reading while lying down/dreaming/doing things which are not suposed to be done*
*hears footstep though its very silent*
*quickly jumps out of bed and start opening accounts book/sejarah book and start "studying"*
*mother comes in*
Mother:" oh you are studying ar? nvm la i do myself"
*phew...*

Strategy no.5
to counter strategy no.1
Faster wash all plates so that u r done when the next person comes in ;) nyek nyek nyek nyek

Sounds familiar? i think we all do that. by the way, b4 u start passing judgements, person 1, person2 and "someone" are played by different characters. they are NOT all me, i repeat NOT me. though 1 or 2 of them are